یه چیز ِ دیگه که باید بهش توجه بشه شعر های ِ عامیانه است. مثل َن فرض کنید که دارین با بر و بچ می رین اردو و تو اتوبوس می خواین آواز بخونین. حالا اگه یکی از هم کلاسی های ِ خارجی تون بیاد عمو سبزی فروش رو بخونه همه لنگ ها رو در می آرین رو زمین پهن می کنین دیگه. این شعر ِ زیر همون نقش رو در بلاد ِ آمریکای ِ شمالی داره:
اینایی که با حروف ِ بزرگ نوشته شده رو همه داد می زنن. اونایی رو که با حروف ِ کوچک نوشته شده یه نفر.
I USED TO WORK IN CHICAGO AT AN OLD DEPARTMENT STORE,
I USED TO WORK IN CHICAGO I DON’T WORK THERE ANYMORE
A lady came in for some paper
SOME PAPER FROM THE STORE?
Some paper from the store she wanted, a ream she got
I DON’T WORK THERE ANYMORE!
I USED TO WORK IN CHICAGO AT AN OLD DEPARTMENT STORE,
I USED TO WORK IN CHICAGO I DON’T WORK THERE ANYMORE
A lady came in for some jewelry
SOME JEWELRY FROM THE STORE?
Jewelry from the store she wanted, a pearl necklace she got
I DON’T WORK THERE ANYMORE!
And similarly:
Carpet she wanted, shagged she got
Nail she wanted, screwed she got
Fishing rod she wanted, my pole she got
Meat she wanted, sausage she got
Beef she wanted, porked she got
Helicopter she wanted, my chopper she got
Camel she wanted, humped she got
Translator she wanted, cunning linguist she got
KitKat she wanted, four fingers she got
A Right Honorable Gentleman she wanted, my Upstanding Member she got
A WWII German Airplane she wanted, Fökker I did
A hammer she wanted, my pile driver she got
A hammer she wanted, nailed she got
A lobster she wanted, my crabs she got
A spark plug she wanted, a shocker she got
A latte she wanted, a Cleveland steamer she got
Some eggs she wanted, a Portuguese breakfast she got
A piano she wanted, my organ she got
An O Henry she wanted, Mr. Big she got
a hard drive she wanted, my floppy she got
Turkey she wanted, stuffed she got
Beer she wanted, Big Rock she got
Screen door she wanted, back doored she got
Some bread she wanted, sour dough she got
LAST VERSE: F*** she wanted, f*** she got
Verses for ladies:
A man came in for a hair dryer
A HAIR DRYER FROM THE STORE?
A hair dryer from the store he wanted, a blow job he got
I DON’T WORK THERE ANY MORE
And similarly:
A container he wanted, my box he got
A burrito he wanted, my taco he got
An oyster he wanted, clam he got
Some applause he wanted, the clap he got
Some ice he wanted, snow balled he got
A baseball he wanted, blue balls he got
A cat he wanted, my pus** he got
An otter he wanted, my beaver he got
A candle he wanted, a dipped wick he got
A straw he wanted, sucked he got
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